[JiM P 2001]

^^^ Bought the worlds supply of calculators with the "!" button and leaves them on the nitghtstand of every guy he bangs. He is leaving calculators faster than they can be produced, causing the price to rise. This directly effects students, who are now failing school because their parents can not supply them with calculators to to the extremely high cost. The fathers are now sucking dick for calculators. Rumor has it, after they are done, a calculator appears on their nightstand.


EDIT: I was on the phone while typing that... I didnt even realize what I wrote until it was done. lol