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"Hey, we need more sales. Let's jump on the sports car crossover bandwagon before it gets away"
"w00t. lets design something trendy that uses played out cliches."
"yeah but everyone has to know its a jeep."
"word. let's pull a mangina with our styling prowess and stick the same grill on every car in our lineup, becuase chrysler executives are transsexuals"
"yes, and we will market it to the entry level rice crowd who knows absolutely nothing about performance beyond how it looks and what its horsepower rating will be."
"we can always make a crappy SRT version when this car completely tanks on the sales numbers."
"give it black rims too with a colored lip so we can bite the jdm flavor. that's also trendy. Dont worry about racing it. it's just for looks."
the car really does look like a sportscar pulled a mangina.
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Veteran: While you're out hanging with the locals and talking about where to get limo tint, he's in the garage making those 17x10's fit, even if it takes the whole pack of cutting wheels.
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