A letter from Ethan Albright to John Madden

waltbabyluv · #1 (**permalink**) 09-20-2007, 03:19 AM

This has been aorund for a while not sure if any of you have seen it. This is Ethan Albrights letter to John Madden about being the worst rated player on madden 07 lol.

Ethan Albright tells John Madden to fuck off. HILARIOUS! - Just Sports - 1UP Message Boards

mikecentola · #2 (**permalink**) 09-20-2007, 04:27 AM

lmao thats awesome!

GranMassaX · #3 (**permalink**) 09-20-2007, 06:41 AM

superb!

Toneman14 · #4 (**permalink**) 09-20-2007, 09:57 AM

hahahaha thats awesome

Celtic1982citleC · #5 (**permalink**) 09-20-2007, 03:27 PM

I literally was laughing so hard at my desk I started crying. You have to be a fan of madden to find it real real funny

Shawn96VR-4 · #6 (**permalink**) 09-20-2007, 04:06 PM

It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. Fuck, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of shit teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?

ROFLLLLL$(%*#*$

waltbabyluv · #7 (**permalink**) 09-20-2007, 06:02 PM

haha everytime i read this I die lolol

Shawn96VR-4 · #8 (**permalink**) 09-20-2007, 08:27 PM

No way in hell this is true.

waltbabyluv · #9 (**permalink**) 09-20-2007, 10:13 PM

lol no def not