Corrupt my wish - Forum Game.

[intern8tion9l]

Originally Posted by DC2Nick

I wish I got paid more

granted, but you lose all your extra cash gambling in the back room of a shady bar and have to pay off the rest of your dues in sexual favors to the frankie, the fat toothless bartender

i wish i knew as many people on long island as i do in albany

[Cossey]

Originally Posted by intern8tion9l

granted, but you lose all your extra cash gambling in the back room of a shady bar and have to pay off the rest of your dues in sexual favors to the frankie, the fat toothless bartender

i wish i knew as many people on long island as i do in albany

Granted, but all of those people you knew in Long Island hated you and wanted to rape you.

I wish my car was invincible.

[crazybrew609]

granted but gravity gives out one day and your car is thrown into outter space and since it won't crush you are stuck inside forever.. and no your GPS don't work in space


i wish i owned a huge mansion

[Vovchandr]

Originally Posted by crazybrew609

granted but gravity gives out one day and your car is thrown into outter space and since it won't crush you are stuck inside forever.. and no your GPS don't work in space


i wish i owned a huge mansion

Granted, but its located top dead center over the inground nuclear bomb test site.

I wish nobody else replyed to this thread.

[intern8tion9l]

granted, but seconds later i wrote this and destroyed all hope of that happening

i wish mosquitos didn't exist

[4ADAM12]

Granted, but instead evolution conjurs up another type of insect that when it bites you you're genitals swell 10 times ther normals size and hurt real bad.

I wish the police would just wave when I blow past them over the speed limit.

[Celtic1982citleC]

Granted, but the SWAT team ahead reigns bullets over your vehicle. Leaving you looking like a slice of finely aged swiss cheese.

I wish the snow would clean itself off the cars here at work so I didn't have to go outside and freeze.

[crazybrew609]

granted.. but now the snow is covering everything inside the dealership

i wish no one got in car accidents

[monochrome83]

Granted, but then everyone would die of natural causes at the age of 35



I wish my daughter would crawl already.


Stoos

[SilverRT4]

Originally Posted by monochrome83

I wish my daughter would crawl already.

Granted, now that she can crawl, you are so excited with joy that you scream so loud you become a deaf & blind mute, and can no longer communicate with anyone ever again.

I wish you could get your hair cut once and you would never have to cut it again.

[Celtic1982citleC]

Granted, but the mullet you were given isn't all that cool.

I wish everything about my car was bulletproof and nothing ever broke.

[crazybrew609]

granted but but now you can't sell it after owning it for 6 months like you do all your other cars


i wish all poeple knew everythnig about cars

[DC2Nick]

Originally Posted by crazybrew609