Corrupt my wish - Forum Game.

[crazybrew609]

lol... granted yet you find out after talking on the phone with rocky for 20 mins and saying yes sir more then 10 times it's a women and you fell so bad you quite.. lol.. smooth move man
P.S. my uncle owns the company.. i think i can try to pull some strings for you


i wish every person that i sent to saturn to get a job their got it

[intern8tion9l]

granted, now the whole place is run by a bunch of your friends and the only work that actually gets done is a total fuckup and saturn of albany closes within 2 years after a crippling loss of business. now you all have to form a jug band and play on street corners for change

i wish i was a member of the a-team

[Captain Moai]

Originally Posted by intern8tion9l

i wish i was a member of the a-team

Granted. You're the gay towel boy that wipes the sweat off Mr.T once they get back in the van.

I wish JustAFocus would work in the main office.

[crazybrew609]

granted... now that makes #6 for the amount of poeple i've gotten jobs at saturn.. hopefully now the sales team can start making some fucking money

i wish our sales team could sell more then 80 cars a month

[Cossey]

Granted, but you lost money on every sale.

I wish I could have the fastest lap ever recorded at NuRburgring Nordschliefe. And I did it in a Yugo.

[Captain Moai]

Originally Posted by Cossey

I wish I could have the fastest lap ever recorded at NuRburgring Nordschliefe. And I did it in a Yugo.

Granted, but don't think you're getting away that easily.
You took Lufthansa Flight 411 out of JFK bound for Munich on January 27th at 8:15pm. Upon arriving in Munich, you realize that your bags did not make it with you on the trip. Heading from the baggage claim to the customer service desk, you were pickpocketed, your wallet stolen with all your credit cards and identification. All you have is 50 dollars in your right front pocket and a soggy pack of Orbit gum. You're told that you cannot obtain any sort of rental car without positive identification and your baggage has yet to be located. Realizing that the F1 race is scheduled for the following day, Nurburgring is a long way off and you have little money, you beg the attendant to help arrange something. Giving them a story about your troubles finally pays off, as they concede to let you borrow their friend's Yugo for the remainder of the weekend, with an admonition that the gearbox is a bit notchy and it leaks a lot of oil. Leaving them your # for when your luggage arrives, you grab a map, some redbull and junk food, fill the Yugo up with gas and head on your way. After various bathroom stops, tolls and one flat tire [thank god you had a spare], you finally arrive tired, cold and aggravated at Nurburgring Nordschlieife at 7:15am Sunday morning. You manage to detour around traffic checkpoints and park your car in a lot adjacent to the service road just outside the toll building. Walking around for 20 minutes trying to find someone who speaks english, you run into a Speed Channel crew and explain your story. They take pity on you and bring you up to your booth to watch the qualifying session. As the cars go by, it becomes apparent that Schumacher is on record pace to set fastest lap time on the track. Several minutes later, the official record is posted. Happily you head downstairs for refreshments and run into a table where a man has already set a laminated copy of the official laptime printout onto a wooden plaque. With your last 10 dollars, you barter to grab one and proceed to watch the race. At this time, an official approaches you and escorts you back to your car, which was parked illegally in a handicap zone. With no money to pay the fine or bribe the towtruck driver, you consent to an afternoon in the local lockup while your parents desperately wire some cash to the local authorities for your transgression. The race goes on without you and Raikkonen breaks the lap record set during qualifying, rendering your plaque utterly useless. Several hours later, with only enough cash to board a bus for Munich and catch a flight home, you smile at the adventure of having spent the all night driving a Yugo to grab a fastest lap time from Nurburgring. However, your smile soon fades as you realize that in your argument with the police officer, you left the plaque in the front seat.

I wish the day was 32 hours long instead of 24, so I could take a nap and go party after work.

[1.8Turboz]

Granted, but at the party you get drugged and are anal raped by a guy named Steve. The drugs soon wear off and you wake up to find you are bleeding severly from your anus. So you rush yourself to the hospital and get 19 stitches on your brown eye. You now have to waddle for the next month till the stiches are removed, you cannot lay down on your back, sit or bend over without intense pain. And worst of all, you have to live with the fact that you liked every second of it and are now a homosexual.

I wish my wife would have this damn baby already!!!!

[Captain Moai]

Originally Posted by 1.8Turboz

I wish my wife would have this damn baby already!!!!

Granted. Then you find out it looks like dennis rodman.

I wish someone would make a wish for me.

[JClark]

I wish my wives will never, ever produce children.

[Cossey]

Originally Posted by JClark

I wish my wives will never, ever produce children.

Granted, but it's only because your wives have penises.

I wish the Olsen twins looked good again and were still legal.

[Celtic1982citleC]

Granted...they're hot, legal, and begging for a man that goes by the name of Cossey. And then you wake up.

I wish everyone would make a wish for Moai

[JustAFocus]

Granted, but for some strange reason another moai in egypt is gettin everything we wish

I wish i could thank brew, moai and marissa for being my new co-workers and helping to get me the assistant office manager job at saturn