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Old 02-25-2007, 03:34 PM
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biker joke

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern
> > and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
> >
> > CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
> >
> > CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
> >
> > HANDJOB: $10.00
> >
> > Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
>and
> > beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving
>drinks
> > to a meager looking group of farmers.
> >
> > "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
> >
> > "I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives
> > the hand-jobs?"
> >
> > "Yes," she purrs, "I am."
> >
> > The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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couldnt just post in the joke thread eh?

gave me a chuckle
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