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Old 02-25-2007, 06:41 PM
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Thought This Was Funny

saw this on another forum.

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.





I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife.

P.S. Your girlfriend called.





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Old 02-25-2007, 08:15 PM
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WOW that was close, she almost destroyed his new vespa scooter.
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Old 02-26-2007, 12:17 AM
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Old 02-26-2007, 09:37 AM
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thats funny stuff could deffintily see my wife doin that!
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Old 02-26-2007, 11:16 AM
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Not to be that dick that always says

REPOST!

Or this is older than the internet!......haha

Its funny as shit thou!
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It's an oldie but goodie...I think I would be on trial for manslaughter if I ever came home to such a thing...
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Old 02-26-2007, 02:49 PM
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haha i saw the picture before but not the explanation
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Old 02-26-2007, 06:19 PM
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Not to be that dick that always says

REPOST!

Or this is older than the internet!......haha

Its funny as shit thou!

give me a break, im connected to the internet at 28.8kbs, so i dont get to see alot
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Old 02-26-2007, 09:51 PM
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wow, i agree... i think i would be in prison for life after seeing that.
great pic though, love the letter that goes with it.
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Old 02-27-2007, 02:45 PM
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my wife would get a swift kick in the crotch, and then my dumb girlfriend for calling the house when i'm away
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