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Old 03-20-2007, 08:11 PM
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:47 PM
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:54 PM
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first time i heard it today, i choked on my lunch, lol
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haha, well i've never heard it before. thats funny
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this thread is awsome.. i can see good things coming from this
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WEAK!!!!! you gotta get something better then that if you want to make fun of the saturn... i mean it's not hard.. they practically make fun of themselfs
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WEAK!!!!! you gotta get something better then that if you want to make fun of the saturn... i mean it's not hard.. they practically make fun of themselfs

Saturn

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see vlad just went a little above and beyond and it turned out awsome... A+ vlad
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