I got this email from someone at work, its pretty funny.
Quote:
> Subject: Lesbonics
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> 1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ......
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> A licker cabinet.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ...
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> A Klondyke.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> Militia Etheridge.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same
> >>>> >>> time?
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on
> >>>> >>> their face.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> Fur Traders.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> A Lickalotapuss.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> Well Hung.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> 10. What do you call lesbian twins? ...
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> Lick-a-likes.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> 11. What's the definition of confusion? ...
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a
> >>>> >>> lesbian?
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> 13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50
> >>>> >>> state workers?
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> 100 people that don't do dick
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05-24-2007, 02:11 PM
Rubberband it Champion!
