...and then some.
So i got hammered Friday night, woke up Saturday at a friends and we all decided to go to Friday's for some grub.
All goes well, we leave, and on the way home i hear this, almost rubbing, but more of a very faint very low rumbling coming from the back of the car, so i hit the flashers, hop out and look at the wheel and immediately think some asshole took two of my lugbolts out.
Look inside the holes;
WRONG, the heads of them look sheared off, so i think to myself: Well that's fuckin weird, so i limp the car home around 20mph, and as we're about 30 seconds from his house i start hearing this loud clicking

, sounds like metal failing...
Jack the car up, go to take the wheel off and one more lug gets decapitated, head just falls off the second we touch the lug wrench to it
Other two come out, barely hand-tight, and are cracked...so i compare all of the lug bolts that i have, all seem to be either broken or cracked, and all in the same place.
So i go to drill out the three studs that are still in the hub, two back right out the other side and into the e-brake housing.
The last one however is proving to be one of those things that if anything can go wrong, it will. We decide to try an easy out, i drill a hole with a 1/8" bit about 1/4" to 3/8" deep, hammer in an easy-out ('easy'

) go to twist it to back it out and *SNAP*. Easy-out breaks off flush with the stud

.
So today i order a Vorshlag stud kit, and attack the remaining lug, banging up the threads in the hub, and finally got the easy out out of the stuck lug remnant.
but now the remnants of the lug won't come out, seem to be fused in there, so we give up and live to fight another day, i have to drive the car to work, etc so we say eff it ill limp around on only 4 lugs on that wheel, just until the stud kit arrives where we'll properly attack the lug with an oxy-acetylene torch.
mount rotor, caliper, wheel, and go to check the other lugs on the car;
can't break the lugs with the tools we had on hand (had to use a 10" 1/2" drive extension while trying to break them, so we didnt have much leverage, but they're sure as hell not loose...) so i move on to the left front.
the first two lugs i go to break snap off in my hand as i'm putting the socket on them
i said some choice words to the car and called it quits.
send help.