CALLING BTF OR BOXERSIX <video inside>

[crazybrew609]

first one to translate gets a nice shinny penny

[usmc2801]

OMG my head hurts.

[mikecentola]

[billymadison]I understood 7 words[/billymadison]

[crazybrew609]

thats about 6 more then me

[crazybrew609]

dingale arm FTMFW!!!

[Captain Moai]

""Work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the 'Turbo-Encabulator'.

"The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. ... The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.

"Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P = 2.5C.n^6-7 where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer ... but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. ... Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.""



... in other words, it's all bullshit. machine isn't real. engineers made an inside joke.

[crazybrew609]

oh i knew that.. we watched it at HVCC for a training video and then had a test on it afterwards... we all hated that teacher when he told us that we all failed.. then said it was a bs test

[Captain Moai]

you didn't figure out that it was all a bunch of bullshit until he told you?

[crazybrew609]

we thought it was.. but he was serious and had a test and everything for it... and just kept saying that it was a real test.. the thing is it looks EXACTLY like all the other training video's we had to watch