Just in time...Super Bowl Joke!

Celtic1982citleC · #1 (**permalink**) 01-29-2008, 03:51 PM

Three quarterbacks, Manning, Romo and Tom Brady, go to heaven to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question...

God asks Peyton Manning first, "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long

and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky,

but I always tried to do right by my fans." God cannot help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says,"I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose; I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"

Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

JClark · #2 (**permalink**) 01-29-2008, 03:55 PM

I listen to ESPN radio a lot of the time while driving. I cant take the Brady humping anymore.

JVG Motorsports · #3 (**permalink**) 01-29-2008, 04:31 PM

old joke ive heard that joe a couple times before with presidents as the three people. Gay.

waltbabyluv · #4 (**permalink**) 01-29-2008, 04:38 PM

aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha good one.........its true in a football sense. Imnot tired of the patriot and brady humping. Im tired of the hating, were watching history people

Celtic1982citleC · #5 (**permalink**) 01-29-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by waltbabyluv

aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha good one.........its true in a football sense. Imnot tired of the patriot and brady humping. Im tired of the hating, were watching history people

+1...the only ppl that "hate" the Brady/Patriot love are people that aren't true football fans...or are historians of the game and don't want to see the Dolphins record repeated. Everyone else is just a bunch of blatantly arrogant, closed minded, narrow visioned idiots. There may NEVER be another football team as good as the 2007/2008 New England Patriots...ESPECAILLY in a league that has a salary cap. Any TRUE fan of the sport appreciates the job that New England is doing as an organization from top to bottom...just unbelievable. People talk shit about Robert Kraft and their GM and Bill Belicheck...but I guarantee you that they'd love to have ANY of them as a part of their franchise. Just aggrivating to listen to the whining and bitching and moaning. Makes me want to kick people in the junk to really give them something to cry about.

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waltbabyluv · #6 (**permalink**) 01-29-2008, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Celtic1982citleC

+1...the only ppl that "hate" the Brady/Patriot love are people that aren't true football fans...or are historians of the game and don't want to see the Dolphins record repeated. Everyone else is just a bunch of blatantly arrogant, closed minded, narrow visioned idiots. There may NEVER be another football team as good as the 2007/2008 New England Patriots...ESPECAILLY in a league that has a salary cap. Any TRUE fan of the sport appreciates the job that New England is doing as an organization from top to bottom...just unbelievable. People talk shit about Robert Kraft and their GM and Bill Belicheck...but I guarantee you that they'd love to have ANY of them as a part of their franchise. Just aggrivating to listen to the whining and bitching and moaning. Makes me want to kick people in the junk to really give them something to cry about.

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haha yeah. I agree, this is much more impressive than the Dolphins doing it seeing how the League is set up for this NOT to happen.

Cavi Mike · #7 (**permalink**) 01-29-2008, 06:33 PM

I just don't understand how a team that makes so many stupid mistakes could ever be classified as the best team ever. That's just a slap in the face to the rest of the top teams. To me, it just looked like the AFC sucked HARD this year and the Pats capitalized. Bigtime. Maybe the tides have turned back to the NFC, they've been on like a 10 year hiatus. I remember when the Super Bowl was nothing but NFC NFC NFC. Then again, who would've thought a wild-card team would be reppin NFC at the SB. I guess we'll just see.

Eatyellowsnow · #8 (**permalink**) 01-29-2008, 06:42 PM

I like that joke better when it involves chuck norris

waltbabyluv · #9 (**permalink**) 01-29-2008, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cavi Mike

I just don't understand how a team that makes so many stupid mistakes could ever be classified as the best team ever. That's just a slap in the face to the rest of the top teams. To me, it just looked like the AFC sucked HARD this year and the Pats capitalized. Bigtime. Maybe the tides have turned back to the NFC, they've been on like a 10 year hiatus. I remember when the Super Bowl was nothing but NFC NFC NFC. Then again, who would've thought a wild-card team would be reppin NFC at the SB. I guess we'll just see.

Actually the Pats played a tough schedule, they played 7 playoff teams, with most of them on the road. The 72 Dolphins played 3. What stupid mistakes would you be talking about? They are 18-0 there couldnt be many. Every team is going to make mistakes. Obviously all the other teams in history made bigger mistakes because none of them went undefeated other than the Dolphins. You doont think the 72 Dolphins made any mistakes? Ask Garo Yepremian about that